November Accent Speaker: Brett Ratner

Brett Ratner , acclaimed movie director of the Rush Hour series featuring Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker, X-Men 3, Money Talks, Red Dragon, and Family Man featuring Nicholas Cage, spoke yesterday night at University Auditorium. The event started at 8:30 p.m.— Ratner, November’s ACCENT speaker explained to a crowd of approximately 200 guests what its like to lead a lavish rockstar life, and how his ambition and take-charge attitude allowed him to become one of the highest grossing directors in Hollywood.

"I didn’t expect this to happen to me," Ratner explained in his 45 minute speech. "My dream was to only make movies…I never wanted the expensive house, the supermodel friends, or any of that. I just wanted to make movies and tell a story." To accomplish his dream, Ratner began making short films when he was eight years old, by 10 years old he gave up doing homework and spent all his time directing. After skipping two grades, Ratner graduated from high school at age 16 and applied to NYU to follow in the footsteps of Martin Scorsese.

"I learned early on that it takes more than just talent. Ninety percent effort and 10 percent talent will get your further than 90 percent talent and 10 percent effort," Ratner said.

Despite his low grades and his young age, Ratner used his charm and personality to get into NYU. Through excellent networking skills, Ratner met hip-hop mogul Russell Simmons who offered him a spot directing music videos. Since then, he has directed over 100 music videos for artists like Madonna, Mariah Carey, Jessica Simpson, Wu Tang Clan, Jay-Z and P.Diddy.

"Throughout the whole ordeal, I learned to never take ‘No’ for an answer. You just have to love what you do and be passionate about it," he said.

Ratner also owns Rat Records, Rat Press – a publishing company, Rat Entertainment – a production company, a corporate branding company called Brett Ratner Brands, and www.shootseries.com, a Web site that showcases all of his music videos, commercials and short films.

"I’m constantly learning. I use commercials and music videos as an opportunity to use a new piece of equipment or use a technique that I’ve never used. Every time I make a movie— I experiment. Everything I do is a learning experience for me."

Effin Westside Parade

What happened to the good old days when there was a librarian with glasses sliding down the tip of her nose, screaming at the irreverent to 'Shh,' and 'Be Quiet.' All I want to do is read -- I can't do it at home because ADHD is a killer. I can't do it during class because my doodles need me, I can't do it at work because the customers are hungry for steak and potatoes. So where do I come? To Library Effin West -- aka Effin Westside Parade.

It's so loud! I haven't got anything done...well except this. The insignificant ramblings of two retards - nothing against the mentally handicap, but these two are defiling your name. They have been Facebooking for the past hour... nothing against Facebook-- except that if it weren't created, I would never have to hear about Becky sleeping with Tom at the Christmas Party. ALL OF IT IRRELEVANT-- ALL OF IT WASTING MY BRAIN SPACE. I need to read about Africa and India and migration and saving the world. But for these two dimwits, Facebooking is life. Stupidity is contagious, please don't give me what you got.

The only reading they do are status updates. They've studied their 'mini-feed' friends --read their comments, critiqued their pictures and then proceed to throw in their own absurd analysis with hopes for rebuttal. Damn, if they could only use their powers for good. SPACE WASTERS! Remove your fake whispers from my ears, for it is worse than the loudest yell. Take your loudly wrapped crunch bar and shove it up your ass. I've been chanting 'fuck you' for the past 20 minutes and you still haven't closed your lips.

Sadly, the Dumb have landed and they reside in Gainesville. I'm just a visitor, and you and I have nothing in common. My synapses work better than yours...and I prefer human contact. This has been going on way too long! Hand me that pen and those papers over there, so we can finalize this divorce.

Eff this and Eff you...I'm going home.

♥T