100 things I would do in 100 days
Enjoy Mateys
1. Get a Passport
2. Pick Strawberries
3. Change the World
4. Eat at every restaurant in Gainesville
5. Speak Latin, French and Spanish (simultaneously)
6. Convince a chubby kid to go on a diet
7. Skip rope
8. Get a new computer with a fully functioning keyboard
9. Be a taste tester on a cooking show
10. Be a green tester for High Times
11. Buy lots of shoes… expensive shoes
12. Go to a college football game
13. Paint my body in Orange and Blue
14. Go to a phalange doctor
15. Spell better
16. Get like 5 rosary necklaces and never loose them
17. Meet Mariah Carey and convince her to retire because ‘Obsessed’ is not what’s up
18. Go to New York
19. North Carolina =)
20. Miami =O
21. Vegas ; )
22. Meet Oprah
23. Meet Obama, without Michelle and her AK-47 biceps
24. Turn 21 with a liver
25. Make a movie
26. Go to Arcadia and not be scared
27. Cure Alzheimer’s
28. Be with my family
29. Buy more TOMs
30. Ride an elephant
31. I AM CAPITAL
32. Design T-shirts
33. Save the penguins
34. And the seals
35. Burn the frogs
36. Sing!
37. Get a Life
38. I take that back, I have one and I love it
39. Write a children’s book
40. Get it published
41. Open a publishing company to guarantee aforementioned publication
42. Get my nose re-pierced
43. Contemplate body art
44. Spend all day smoking a substantial quantity of weed
45. Say thank you to a Mexican in Spanish as I drink orange juice
46. Go to the beach
47. Do something I haven’t done before every day
48. Bust the windows out his car
49. Buy a bat
50. Go to Wal-Mart now.
51. Keep a clean record
52. Read every hour
53. Write every hour
54. Listen if it’s interesting
55. Distinguish interesting from boring
56. Try the guitar
57. Be prosperous
58. Live in love
59. Know where the lighters are
60. Fly a plane…it can be a paper one
61. Write with my left hand
62. Find someone who thinks my bizarreness is beautiful
63. Dance in a Conga Line
64. Night cruise on the river
65. Develop patience so things like this don’t seem as tedious
66. Buy a shit ton of things for only dollar
67. Brag about how good I am on the recorder and the kelele
68. Learn magic tricks
69. Remember magic tricks
70. Show off magic tricks
71. Let Chriss Angel levitate me
72. Redeem old scratch-off tickets
73. Write better
74. Learn new writing styles
75. Learn something new everyday
76. Go see what my high school looks like (Go Tarpons! Hehe)
77. Ask that famous kid if he went to my high school
78. Buy a mini-trampoline
79. And a karaoke machine
80. Plant a tree
81. Preferably a mango seed
82. GOOD LOVING
83. Get a pair of clear stripper heels
84. Send medicine to Africa
85. Ride an elephant
86. Go to the zoo and take pictures with the elephants
87. Photo shoot
88. Skull candy headphones
89. Cook a fiyah arse meal
90. Talk like a pirate for 24 hours
91. LSAT -170
92. Cure my addiction to Chick-Fil-A lemonade
93. Find a bigger place to live
94. Head into a career that isn’t work… its just paid happiness
95. Be secure
96. Smile & Have fun
97. Go to a haunted hose
98. Walk together in the rain
99. Stare at the stars
100. Catch a sunrise
No comments:
Post a Comment